Microsoft Azure for Beginners

What the heck is Azure other than a nice shade of blue? How do you pronounce? Why would you want to use it? How would you use it? What would you use it for? What does the programming look like? This session is for enquiring minds who want to know the answers to these questions, and more. I will also show how to convert an existing web application to Azure, hook up Diagnostics, and anything else I can fit in.